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Panic at the party, panic at the show
The band keeps on playing, but I feel so alone
Panic at the disco, panic at the show
Anxiety taking over, I wanna go home

I think I'm going crazy living in these suburbs, woah!
I think I'm losing my mind, I'm mentally disturbed
This time I feel alive and must apologize
I feel messed up inside

I hate this place and all of these people
I hate most of my friends
My vision's getting hazy, I'm sick and full of lager
Because times are getting harder
I've had too much to think; now my head's in the sink